Think life can't get any worse?
Have a good read through the Black Hat SEO forum.
If you're in a REALLY bad mood, time-travel back to the last time Google nuked a swatch of spammers from their index and read through the complete hysterical narrative.
I mean, I was feeling pretty crappy earlier, but when you read about some guy about to go homeless because Dreamhost busted their account for spamming, well, you know, it puts things in perspective.
I guess if you're a sadist you'll enjoy the fact that most of these people spend 2-3x the effort making 1/3rd the money most people make doing a regular job, but whatever.